• Faust I
  
  Know-it-all Faust
  The Devil he trusted
  Gretchen in the course
  Got screwed and busted

• The Metamorphosis
  
  Gregor awakes, Feeling crusty
  Family mourns, Room grows dusty.
  Family freaks, Attacks bugsy.
  Beetle's dead, Grete's lusty.

• Cassandra
  
  "Trojans, listen up! Helena is a cover-up!
  She is not in Troy, the government is deceiving us all."
  Cassandra they ignore, hence the Trojan war.

Excerpts from German Literatry: Your Guide To German Classics