German Literatry

Faust I The Metamorphosis Cassandra
Know-it-all Faust
The Devil he trusted
Gretchen in the course
Got screwed and busted
Gregor awakes, Feeling crusty
Family mourns, Room grows dusty.
Family freaks, Attacks bugsy.
Beetle's dead, Grete's lusty.
"Trojans, listen up! Helena is a cover-up!
She is not in Troy, the government is deceiving us all."
Cassandra they ignore, hence the Trojan war.

Excerpts from German Literatry: Your Guide To German Classics, Wall Calendar 2012