Dear Readers and Friends:

I have been claiming some quiet time in 2017 and 2018 to readjust my life after moving back from the United States to Europe. Starting in 2019, I will be my usual self again, and come to exhaustilirate you with the measured level of psychological overload that you have come to enjoy. I will put it in litte birds, cats, or housewives; meanwhile, please enjoy some of my new meaningful Thanksgiving cards or go back to calendars of years past. See you soon, I hope!

Yours truly,


Wall Calendar 2016, 12 months
Language: English
© 2015 Angelika Kirchmeyer
Printed in U.S.A.
Product Dimensions: 17 x 11 inches

About this calendar:

In her newest calendar "Zeitgeister", Angelika invites you to look at 12 of her hand-falsified updated master works, originally created by painters such as Caspar David Friedrich, Vincent Van Gogh, Édouard Manet, Paul Gauguin, and others.

With Angelika's various improvements, these selected Old Masters fit much better now into our understanding of the modern world.

To express her esteem for the Old Masters as well as for the visitors of her Zeitgeister Exhibition, Angelika makes plenty of references to both the original creators and to the changes that she made by the choice of noms de plume, titles, years, and locations.

Angelika: "I hope that one day the art world will forgive me for taking the liberty to alter these jewels of art and culture. It was for the betterment of us all!" Check it out online.


Last Exit to Roadkill



Wall Calendar 2015, 12 months
Language: English
© 2014 Angelika Kirchmeyer
Printed in U.S.A.
Product Dimensions: 17 x 11 inches

About this calendar:

In her newest calendar Last Exit to Roadkill, Angelika takes you on a journey to the most beloved city creatures that have found food and shelter in our homes and towns and a place in our hearts.

This wall calendar 2015 features wildlife city dwellers of Virginia who have also been famously immortalized in movies such as "The Shawskunk Redemption" or the 1941 jewel "Opossums in the dust".

Angelika: "I planned on doing an end of the world calendar,  but after I had killed all life on earth, I was too subdued to follow through with it. My little roadkills however are as pretty as the morning and a joy to behold."

Check it out online.


Holiday Greetings

"... Then you get plucked, stuffed, and roasted, and your wonderful friends put you in the middle of a beautiful wooden table, ..."

This and other Funny Thanksgiving Cards
Holiday Greeting Cards
© Angelika Kirchmeyer
Printed in U.S.A.
Customizable sizes.

Papercover: 120 pages
358 Illustrations
Language: English
© November 2013 Angelika Kirchmeyer
ISBN: 978-0-615-88520-9
Printed in U.S.A.
Product Dimensions: 11 x 8.5 inches
Weight: 13 Ounces

About this book:

How Much Is Five? goes back in time, exhibiting a large part of 10 years' worth of Angelika Kirchmeyer's calendars and funnies. Within How Much Is Five? Angelika also allows her readers to follow her train of thoughts while she is creating something (Caution: Chances are that you will be disappointed.)

How Much Is Five? is supposed to make you smile. Angelika: "I realize that my jokes are sometimes actually killing people." That means, How Much Is Five? makes for a great gift for friends and foes alike!




    © Angelika Kirchmeyer 2013-2016. Email me.


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